Unlike everyone else on the internet nowadays, Katie Sexton is not a “rock star” programmer. I haven’t used more frameworks than you have neurons, and I don’t include every javascript framework and plugin into each page load, just to be safe. I die a little each time I check out the hot new thing, rather than remake myself as an expert, before market forces command charging sane rates for it.

Here at katiesexton.com, you aren’t going to find a list of frameworks, API’s, programs, transfer protocols, server distros, desktop distros, open source packages and version numbers that have ever been used. You aren’t the run-of-the-mill recruiter and I’m not looking for a job that seeks to quantify the talent of a creative person by the length of a laundry list.

FURTHERMORE, having touched for ten seconds a certain package, computer, program, server, css declaration, framework, et al, does not an expert make.

In the words of Don Draper, “We’re the ones that will have to deliver”.

Interested? Keep reading..

I am more into REST than I am into MVC. That said, I’m ok with cake. Prototype is a better framework than jquery, but I’ll use either. CSS3 is pretty awesome, but safari is kind of a dick to people who can’t bother closing their tags properly. Wordpress is tits, and drupal is a piece of garbage defended to the death by people who have coded themselves and their careers into the worst hole imaginable. Joomla, is that a joke? Anyone who offers to code you a custom shopping cart is going to end up emailing customer’s credit card numbers to you. Be wary.

In my personal time, I have a lot of projects, some of which you can find on these here pages.